Today is the first day of my 2024 mile walk. Last night, I went to www.mapmyrun.com and plotted my course for this morning. The day started out poorly, and I was beginning to think something was trying to sabotage my efforts.
To begin, I woke up late, and Vinny got off to school about 10 minutes past the last bell. It's getting colder here in Utah, and I think we're all just a little too snug under our covers. I didn't even hear my alarm go off. I think it's time for Vinny to have his own alarm. I also scarfed down a chocolate chip cookie before I even realized what I'd done. Some breakfast. After dropping Vin off, I drove to Payless to pick up some walking shoes. I know. Payless is NOT the place to buy good walking shoes. However, since I have NO walking shoes, and cash is tight, I had to do something. I planned to spend about $30, and ended up not only getting a nice pair of leather walkeres, but also some nice gloves, since it's cooling off.
On my way home, Mother Nature must have been giggling, because it started to rain. Great. Now what? I got home, put on my shoes, and went to change Nico's diaper. Of course, it's a nice fresh load of #2, and then, to top off the experience, he wasn't finished yet. Yes, you understand me correctly. So, I've woken up late, been rained on, pooped on and now I'm going to walk three miles? Well, the short answer is, "Yes".
I grabbed my umbrella, rigged it to Nico's stroller so he wouldn't get wet and headed out. I went the opposite direction I'd planned to (trying to avoid the rain as much as possible), and walked 3.14 miles in 1 hour, 15 minutes. I ran into some minor physical obstacles (bad sidewalks, hedges so close to the walk that the umbrella would catch on them, and leg tingles - my legs aren't used to so much circulation, and they were itching like mad 15 minutes in) and some moderate mental challenges as well. If you've never heard of automatonophobia, I'm not surprised. It's basically the fear of manequins or representatations of the human form. For me, this means life-sized Halloween decorations send me into a full blown panic attack. As I rounded my first corner, I saw a very clever, detailed, terrifying display in someone's yard. It literally looked like a bunch of dead folks having a family reunion in the front yard. I considered crossing the street, but the street was too busy, and logic was on the side of safety from real danger vs. ridiculous-in-my-head-danger. Of course, I was unable to walk by without scrutinzing every ghoulish character, both in a train-wreck fashion, and of course to make sure they weren't going to get up and follow me. :)
My next challenge was a chicken. Phobia #2: Orniphobia - fear of birds. As those of you who know me know, this is not a totally unfounded fear, since I've been the victim of several bird attacks. Chickens just seem particularly territorial to me, and so I was nervous, but managed to scoot on by without incident.
Lastly, I passed a few horses on my way, and while there was a fence between us, horses are just so massive, they make me nervous (no full-blown phobia here, sorry). Anyway, two of the horses started to follow me along the fence line which made me simultaneously anxious and bemused. The gave up after a bit, and I pressed on.
I will admit, at one point, I almost short-cutted my way home. But I decided that if I'm really going to walk 2024 miles in one year, I don't want to have to do 384 miles my last week to catch up. I really need to do a little over 5.5 miles a day (2024/365=5.55 miles/day) to make it, so hopefully, once this walking gets my body in better condition, I'll be able to walk even further each day. It seems to me that since it took me only 75 minutes to walk three miles, I can certainly walk faster and farther as time goes on.
I will tell you that on any other given day, the obstacles I faced this morning would have discouraged me from even walking around the block, so I'm so proud of myself for getting out there and doing this. Until tomorrow!